The answer is yes. Yes they can. Check the reviews before you purchase though:
That’s where they get ya.
Attention Global Warming nerds: GET FACED. Seriously how pissed are the scientists who spent years researching the intricacies of global warming just to have Jose shatter their work with this bit of next level thinking. Probably just sitting in their labs sobbing while contemplating quitting and starting a meth business. This is the thing with Canseco, he absolutely owns everything he does. Just making pitchers tremble, scientists cry and testicles shrink.
PS: Hey science bitches:
(photo credit reddit user: leefferickson11)
So for the past few day Georgia and Alabama have been getting shit on by less than a dick-length of snow, and naturally they’ve basically shut themselves down. Pictures and video’s surfacing of people having to squat in stores in shit waiting for rescue. Are you fuckin’ kidding me? Where did that Southern Backwoods Survivor-man stereotype go? Like it does get cold down there sometimes, only this time it precipitated a little, adapt to survive and whatnot. The picture above is literally what the highways look like down there, except there’s parking lots on both sides of the median in real life. I would hate to be someone from the north down there on business or something right now, I would get a brain aneurysm from just not being able to comprehend the driving incompetence. I’ll give em that they are absolutely never prepared for this kind of weather, nor do they have the right road equipment, but Jesus Christ. Like how does a whole commute fuck up that badly, doesn’t nearly get that bad when some road working truck’s fat ass decides to block up 95 all hours of everyday. You just trudge along slowly and look for your openings. So do you know what I see when I see all these abandoned cars in the south? A bunch of quitters. Driving is a game, and Southerners just have no desire to win.
The fuck? Where the shit did that come from? Dude your job is to crack skulls, not break ankles, yet Shawn Thornton manages to do both. Honestly I get way over-excited whenever Thornton scores. Like Marchand could get a hat-trick, do a backflip, and have sunglasses land on his face out of thin air, but if you have Thornton score a goal I’m gonna be talking about it like Peyton says “Omaha.” This isn’t the first time we’ve seen him pour on the danglesauce, either. I hope people remember this shifty shot (30 second mark):
P.S. You can’t really expect the Panthers to be able to stop any team’s 4th liner, really. Whatever, they only helped the B’s score SIX goals for their THIRD game in a row.
I made this video to apply for an internship at an Advertising Agency in Boston after speaking with them on twitter (here’s a full description of the exchange). It worked. Hopefully my next video will be “How to use social media to get an internship and have it turn into a job after it’s over.” Because this one didn’t work for that.
PS: The Ryan Gosling joke was in reference to bad acting, not looks.