Attention Global Warming nerds: GET FACED. Seriously how pissed are the scientists who spent years researching the intricacies of global warming just to have Jose shatter their work with this bit of next level thinking. Probably just sitting in their labs sobbing while contemplating quitting and starting a meth business. This is the thing with Canseco, he absolutely owns everything he does. Just making pitchers tremble, scientists cry and testicles shrink.
PS: Hey science bitches: