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This Next Episode remix is awesome


The stage is set, Olympic Hockey bracket tree


Okay I thought for sure that the Soviets would be in Finland’s spot, how pissed off is Putin about that?  How many players, officials, and team managers has he had silenced behind the scenes?  Evidently enough for him to need to take a roster spot:


Guess that’s what happens when you get stomped by Freedom in a shootout.

I can finally say that I am an American Citizen


I’m not talking about “I’m from another country” I’m talking about last night I started watching 24 for the first time. This was triggered from seeing the trailers for the new season during the super bowl, shit gave me goosebumps.  It’s a show i’ve always wanted to watch, but didn’t want to jump in in the middle of the series.  Then on the 8th day the lord gave us Netflix and I’ve binged for 4 hours last night, which speaks volumes about how good the show is because I never watch more than 2 episodes of anything on Netflix (I’m sure 90% of people reading this have seen it already and are like “Yeah, we know it’s good, asshole”).  I feel ashamed for anyone who hasn’t seen it yet, (like me a week ago), you should be sent to Guantanamo Bay for some “rehabilitation”.

Don’s Note: Wait watching four hours of something on Netflix is considered a lot? Asking for a friend.

The South is hopeless…


(photo credit reddit user: leefferickson11)

So for the past few day Georgia and Alabama have been getting shit on by less than a dick-length of snow, and naturally they’ve basically shut themselves down.  Pictures and video’s surfacing of people having to squat in stores in shit waiting for rescue.  Are you fuckin’ kidding me?  Where did that Southern Backwoods Survivor-man stereotype go?  Like it does get cold down there sometimes, only this time it precipitated a little, adapt to survive and whatnot.  The picture above is literally what the highways look like down there, except there’s parking lots on both sides of the median in real life.  I would hate to be someone from the north down there on business or something right now, I would get a brain aneurysm from just not being able to comprehend the driving incompetence.  I’ll give em that they are absolutely never prepared for this kind of weather, nor do they have the right road equipment, but Jesus Christ.  Like how does a whole commute fuck up that badly, doesn’t nearly get that bad when some road working truck’s fat ass decides to block up 95 all hours of everyday.  You just trudge along slowly and look for your openings.  So do you know what I see when I see all these abandoned cars in the south?  A bunch of quitters.  Driving is a game, and Southerners just have no desire to win.

Thornton can dangle, kid

The fuck? Where the shit did that come from? Dude your job is to crack skulls, not break ankles, yet Shawn Thornton manages to do both. Honestly I get way over-excited whenever Thornton scores. Like Marchand could get a hat-trick, do a backflip, and have sunglasses land on his face out of thin air, but if you have Thornton score a goal I’m gonna be talking about it like Peyton says “Omaha.” This isn’t the first time we’ve seen him pour on the danglesauce, either. I hope people remember this shifty shot (30 second mark):


P.S. You can’t really expect the Panthers to be able to stop any team’s 4th liner, really.  Whatever, they only helped the B’s score SIX goals for their THIRD game in a row.

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What’s good people?

Let me introduce myself, I’m The Don’s cousin and somewhat of an asshole.  Living in the Greater Boston Area for 21 years will do that to you.   Hockey, football, and video games are what carry me through the day, and I’ve lazily quit and restarted battled with tobacco use for a while now.  I don’t have a problem with weed, just with some of the mongoloids who smoke it.  Which is funny because I also have a problem with those who talk down to me for drinking so much, as if your life is so much more fulfilling than mine…