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Thursday Night Football Recap: Patriots vs Jets

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The Patriots came firing right out of the gate with the perfect playcall on a deep pass to Vereen (aka the Jets forgot to cover him)

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Then everyone remembered Thursday games are a joke and there were 3 straight field goals. It was really boring so instead of recapping that I’m just gonna put this gif of Rex Ryan when the acid kicked in:

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Alright, back to the action with a vicious blindside hit

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And an equally vicious hit on Brady

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Jets have a chance to go ahead late in the game and decide it’s time to unleash Mike Vick

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Because why use one mediocre QB when you can use two?

Then we got Tommy Kaepernick throwing to Amendola for a ridiculous catch

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The Jets came back and ended up taking the lead for good with a miraculous last minute field goal (Just kidding, they’re the Jets so it was blocked)

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Rex Ryan Reaction

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Bill Belichick Reaction

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Robert Kraft: Silky Smooth

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Final: Patriots 27 vs Jets 25

 

 

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MNF Recap: 49ers vs. Rams

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So I wanted to start recapping NFL games for those of you who aren’t hopelessly addicted to the NFL and won’t watch a game that has no business whatsoever being on in primetime. Why not start with a powerhouse team taking on a punching bag. So here is donnie’s first ever MNF Recap:

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Not even the 49ers seemed to care about watching the game in the first quarter, possibly in a ploy to get everyone interested. Then Harbaugh got so mad he forgot how shirts work.

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Hey Jared Cook, do you guys have a chance to pull off the comeback?

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No. The answer is no.

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“It’s ok guys, we have the ball back down 7. Let’s show them how to play some Rams football!”

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But hey, if we can’t beat them at football we can at least beat them at childish taunting

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That’s all I got. The Rams lost and their fans are weird

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See you Thursday

Danny Amendola Trade Rumors Surfacing

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So ProFootballTalk is reporting that The Patriots have “floated” Danny’s name in trade discussions. Now, I’d like to state that I am 100% Team Amendola. I think he’s a premium receiver that will pan out greatly this coming year with the Pats. However, I am completely on board with this move. This “news” probably means nothing, but if the Pats are serious about resigning Edelman then why not try to get something for Danny too? It’s clear that Belichick values both players pretty equally, so this scenario is a win-win. And if this doesn’t work out Edelman walks in free agency and we still have Danny. Fill him in that slot spot and move on.

Now allow me to take a look at this trade from a Boston media member’s eyes (looking at you, Shaughnessy): AMENDOLA IS INJURY PRONE. HE DOESN’T FIT THE PATRIOTS SYSTEM BECAUSE HE DIDN’T MATCH WELKER’S NUMBERS LAST YEAR. THE PATRIOTS DYNASTY IS OVER AND BELICHICK EATS PUPPIES ON OCCASION.

First of all, the “injury prone” label is nonsense. Let’s take a look at the Patriots current and former slot receivers for evidence of this: Edelman has constantly struggled with injuries but he was relatively healthy this year (only missed a few games). Welker isn’t considered injury prone because he only gets season ending injuries at the end of the year (ACL Tear and Concussions). So maybe it’s the slot receiver position more than the injury prone label. That’s why it pisses me off when Danny is called injury prone simply for the fact that his injuries happen at inconvenient times compared to other’s injuries.

Secondly, the only reason people say he doesn’t fit in the Pats’ system is because Edelman stepped up this year and limited his playing time. Amendola might be the better player, but Edelman was the RIGHT player at the time. You don’t fix something that isn’t broken. Danny was productive when Edelman was out and he’ll be productive if Edelman isn’t here next season.

End of rant I guess.

Peyton pisses himself in another big game

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I have a confession to make: this game was a big deal for my opinion of Peyton Manning. His season this year has been incredible, he broke a million records, blah blah blah. If he had won this game I’m willing to admit that I would have finally started putting him in that “All-Time Great QB” category. But I guess some things never change. Peyton is still a slightly below average QB when it counts. And save me the “one person can’t win/lose a game by themselves” bullshit. The bottom line is that if you’re the MVP of the league and running the supposed best offense ever, only putting up 8 (garbage time) points is inexcusable.

Now, let’s see the ManningFace!

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And a bonus “Missing the snap” ManningFace:

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h/t reddit user jc_rotor